Plastic surgeon Dr Divya Srinivas, in one of her viral Get Ready With Me videos, said that the Indian-American community does not claim that FBI director Kash Patel is one of them and there are many reasons behind this. The video went viral because her viewers loved how nonchalantly she spoke about what they believed to be the brutal truth. Srinivas said, “We’re not upset that your significant other is a typically aggressive white girl who thinks Hindu is a language. We don’t even care that you’ve Americanized your name, Kashyap — you’ve taken a name that has ancient scholarly gravitas and turned it into something that sounds like a Russian fintech cashback app.”Showing his eyes as an example, he said, “Indians hate you all over the world because even our genetics could not save you. Indians, we have our eyes. It is considered one of our best features.” Srinivas said, “But you look like you’re permanently auditioning to be an extra in an M. Night Shyamalan movie.” Moving beyond his eyes, the plastic surgeon said that unlike Patel, Indians spend their own dollars. He took a dig at Kash Patel using an FBI jet for his personal use, saying, “When the Ambanis fly in their private jets, it’s because they own the fleet. When you see the 17th billionaire Indian wedding on your feed, it’s because papa ji spent his own dollars.” Srinivas said that while Indians fight at the dinner table over who will pay the cheque, it is more difficult than Patel trying to answer a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question at the Congress hearing. “We don’t need you to have a custom Jordan, we need you to have a custom plan on how you will release the Epstein files.”Indians are smart, he said, they win spelling bees and they don’t slam beers as Patel was seen doing. The surgeon further said, “Indian people, we are here running Google, taking over the world’s healthcare with our MBBS villains, literally inventing mathematics. My name comes from one of the most famous mathematicians, Srinivasa Ramanujan. You can say whatever you want about me, but you cannot call me an idiot.” Srinivas continued his witty statement and said, Gujaratis are known to be shrewd businessmen or women. “Do you know what Gujaratis will be known for? Accepting the fall for a rude old white man.”