Veteran actor Anil Kapoor, who gained recognition in 1983 with his lead role in Woh Saat Din, has been contributing to Hindi cinema for decades. Anil Kapoor is aging like a fine wine and has proven his versatility with his brilliant acting skills over the years. While some fans remember him as Lakhan from Ram Lakhan, some love him as Majnu Bhai from Welcome. There are many Anil Kapoor dialogues that we have grown up listening to in his films.
Anil’s entertaining performance as Kishan in No Entry was a highlight of his filmography. “Roz sach bolta hun toh peetaai, aaj pehli baar jhooth bola toh mithai!” remember that?
Similarly, Anil Kapoor has also been making us feel a variety of emotions through his acting. We have brought for you the best dialogues of Anil Kapoor.
10 best dialogues of Anil Kapoor that prove how versatile he is:
1. Rajiv Bhai, don’t be angry, I have explained it with love, I will understand it, anyway this love is very beautiful.
This dialogue is from Anil Kapoor’s famous comedy film Welcome. Anil in the character of Majnu Bhai aka Sagar utters this dialogue during a scene with Akshay Kumar and Katrina Kaif. This is when Majnu Bhai tells him that he will make Uday Shetty’s film director understand with love.
2. What is this God? I tell the truth everyday and I get beaten up, today I lied for the first time and I get sweets! It is not that difficult to fool wives. Should I also enter the no-entry zone like Prem?
Remember when Anil Kapoor, playing Kishan in No Entry, told his wife Kajal (Lara Dutta) to lie? Kishan said these lines to God.
3. I don’t like anything in pieces… I want everything to be mine completely.
This dialogue was spoken by Anil Kapoor in Humko Deewana Kar Gaye. Anil, who played Karan Oberoi, said this dialogue to his on-screen fiancée Jiya Yashvardhan (played by Katrina Kaif).
4. Before catching the big elephant, the rope should be loosened a little, 1 2 is 4 and 4 2 is 1.
This is from Anil Kapoor’s famous movie Ram Lakhan. Anil in the character of Lakhan joins the police department and speaks this dialogue like a cop.
5. We sell pain, we don’t buy it.
Anil Kapoor, who is playing the role of music producer Vikrant Kapoor in the film Taal, says this to Aishwarya Rai’s character Mansi Shankar.
6. A man says something with his tongue… thinks something else with his mind… and his heart wants something else
Anil Kapoor was cast as Anand Singh or Sikandar in Subhash Ghai’s film Trimurti. This dialogue of Anil in the film reflects the reality of human tendencies.
7. According to the Hindu Marriage Act, a person cannot marry a second wife while he has one wife… How can I say yes, Kajal? You have insisted on tasting the poison and I say yes? No, this cannot happen.
Remember when Sridevi’s character Kajal in Judaai makes her husband Raj (Anil Kapoor) marry a rich woman in exchange for a lot of money? This dialogue is from the scene when Raj aka Anil tries to explain to his wife that according to the Hindu Marriage Act, he cannot marry another woman.
8. Till today you people have been heating up the market of dishonesty and oppression…but now your cup of oppression and sin has overflowed…now one of your crimes will be accounted for.
And here is a dialogue from his iconic lead role in Mr. India. Anil’s character Arun, who has the power to become invisible to the naked eye, utters this dialogue while warning Teja or Daaga.
9. When I was your age, I used to go to office by bus and had no money, so the pedals and shoes would wear out from wear and tear. I worked very hard, Kabir.
Anil Kapoor, who plays Kamal Mehra in Dil Dhadakne Do, says this to his son Kabir (Ranveer Singh). This happens in the scene when Kamal’s wife Neelam Mehra (played by Shefali Shah) tells them that she will buy the plane Kamal is selling for Kabir.
10. Hey listen, mobile without signal, I need 5 kiosks by tomorrow, understand?
Remember the scene in Welcome when Anil Kapoor as Majnu Bhai enters the shop of Paresh Rawal’s character Dr. Ghungroo? In this scene, Majnu threatens him and demands a ransom of Rs 5 crore. Wasn’t this scene funny?
Talking about the work front, Anil Kapoor is known for films like Mr. India, Ram Lakhan, Chameli Ki Shaadi, Welcome, No Entry, Karma, Trimurti, Dil Dhadakne Do. He was also seen in Vikramaditya Motwane’s film AK vs AK in 2020.
Anil Kapoor’s recent films include Fighter and Saavi. Now he is busy preparing for his upcoming films War 2 and Alpha. War 2 is directed by Ayan Mukherjee, while Alpha is being backed by Aditya Chopra under the banner of Yash Raj Films.
Anil Kapoor is truly an icon. Which of his dialogues did you like the most?
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